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Carpet Color Names

May 14, 2008 · 3 Comments

One time I worked at a carpet store. Here’s a poem composed entirely of the names they used for carpet colors.

Stingray tapdance malted thunderbolt.
Diffused light winfield landslide
thunderbolt raffia.
Tapdance rococo beige.

Topgun ryetoast
royale fashion place wicker.
Success chocolate.
Tender grey upbeat mushroom.

Soft nutmeg summer smoke
monk’s hood bushwhacked cloudswept paperbag.
Upbeat quarrystone.

Wineberries embrace.
Pioneer’s mesa cameo mist.
Timeless beige.

Salsa chaps winter dusk.
Pink spangles diamond dust.
Cobra viper essence.

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