My autobiographical brochure
features photos of smashed ambitions
and names of my childhood pets.
The section titled “Talks and Essays”
includes a picture of me dressed
as a marble statue of myself.
Illustrations of three famous
bridges accompany my
mission statement.
Shades of my favorite color
adorn a Venn diagram explaining
the circumstance of my conception.
‘a picture of me dressed / as a marble statue of myself.’ –
Tammy, this is really what I submit for new job opportunities.
Do you think it’s a good idea to tell people about this Nate?:)
Hilarious.
Anyone who can submit a CV like this should get any job they apply for,
especially rocket science!
Hello Rallentanda! Rocket science is an excellent idea. I mean, as long as there’s not much math involved. : )